1 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:10,485 Haven't seen you two together in a long time. 2 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:13,445 Where's the white boy and the British chick? 3 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:16,225 Nick is at a recording session. 4 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,630 And I'm hoping the British chick 5 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:20,193 got really fat. 6 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:21,981 Why do I ask personal questions 7 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:24,455 when I really don't care? 8 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:25,826 Why do we keep coming here in spite 9 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,721 of the service? 10 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:28,810 Let me see if I remember. 11 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,678 Split a short stack, extra bacon, 12 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:31,769 stiff me on the tip? 13 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,767 Just like old times. 14 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:41,298 ♪ Through this journey of discovery ♪ 15 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:46,259 ♪ you're finding you, I'm finding me ♪ 16 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:49,310 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 17 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,657 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 18 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:52,567 ♪ brings out the joy ♪ 19 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:56,191 ♪ inside of me ♪ 20 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:57,673 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 21 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,713 ♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪ 22 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:04,239 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 23 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,935 ♪ you and me ♪ 24 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:11,253 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ 25 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,507 What do you wanna do today? 26 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,860 I'm doing it. 27 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:21,519 [Laughs] 28 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,043 Well, we have to get up eventually 29 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:25,386 so we can come back and take a nap. 30 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:27,126 I love our weekends. 31 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:28,607 [Both laugh] 32 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,827 And I love you. 33 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,916 I love you, too. 34 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,695 And our weekdays aren't bad, either. 35 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,271 That reminds me, 36 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:38,938 my parents are coming up from carmel for a few days. 37 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,398 I really want you to meet them. 38 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:42,671 Please tell me I am not the only reason 39 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,064 they're coming into town, 40 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,517 because that... that's a lot of pressure, 41 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:48,280 and my eye is already starting to twitch. 42 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:51,239 Relax. They're coming to see me, 43 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:54,678 but I do wanna show off my twitchy-eyed girlfriend. 44 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,638 Ooh![pops] 45 00:01:58,727 --> 00:01:59,897 [Laughs] 46 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,599 You are going to meet Nick's parents. 47 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:04,856 I am one step closer to gettin' me some grandbabies. 48 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,170 And it's a good thing, too, 49 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,346 'cause you ain't gettin' any younger. 50 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,702 I can hear your eggs crackin' in my sleep. 51 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,092 Thanks, ma. You're my rock. 52 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,746 Sounds like this thing is getting kind of serious. 53 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:17,942 I mean, you only been dating 54 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:20,143 for 3 months, 2 weeks, and 4 days. 55 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:25,147 Roughly. 56 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,892 You know, I've never met anyone's parents before. 57 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,433 All my old boyfriends claimed their folks 58 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,873 were either out of town or in the witness 59 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:33,109 protection program. 60 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,456 Well, don't worry. 61 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:35,955 Just act like whatever boring thing they say 62 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,901 is the most interesting thing you've ever heard. 63 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,333 Like I do with your mom? 64 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,681 [Whispering] And I with yours. 65 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:44,651 I'm glad I don't have to play these silly games. 66 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:47,779 My man's parents are dead. 67 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,083 Your man? What man? 68 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,909 Man? Who said man? Not me. 69 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:52,997 Phyllis, you got a man? 70 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:55,435 Get down with your bad self. 71 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:56,963 So that's why you were asking me 72 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:59,876 if thongs are comfortable. 73 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,572 Ok, ok, I have a man. 74 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,099 Why does everyone act so shocked 75 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,503 when they hear I have a boyfriend? 76 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,232 Well, when you got the fifth cat, 77 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:09,536 we kind of thought you were done with men. 78 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:12,374 No, I was just done telling you people about it. 79 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:13,693 Every time you meet one of my men, 80 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:15,325 it goes to crap. 81 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,892 You're not meeting another one 82 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:18,959 until we're on the dance floor at the wedding reception 83 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:21,551 doing the electric slide. 84 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:25,206 Phyllis, you wear thongs? 85 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:31,862 Phyllis! 86 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,040 Have you seen my new, 87 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,125 extraordinarily large diamond ring? 88 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,905 Just a little token of Charles' love. 89 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,200 You know, when you say, "little token," 90 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,049 I do think of Charles. 91 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:43,964 You know, you can buy yourself baubles. 92 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,309 It's not wrong. 93 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,709 It's sad, but not wrong. [Chuckles] 94 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,072 Ooh, it's so nice to have a man. 95 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:52,188 I know. My man is sweet and handsome, 96 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,465 and he doesn't have to buy his blazers 97 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:56,194 in the little boys' department. 98 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,979 Poor, delusional Phyllis, 99 00:03:58,063 --> 00:03:59,503 thinking she has a man. 100 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:02,017 You might wanna stop sleeping in those control-tops. 101 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:05,591 They're cutting off the circulation to your brain. 102 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,337 [Knock on door] 103 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,032 Uh, go get the olives, please, quick! 104 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,429 Here it goes! 105 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,862 Hi! Ohh! 106 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:19,039 I... I'm sorry. We're looking for Mona? 107 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,558 I'm Mona. 108 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,131 Ah. 109 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,958 She's Mona. 110 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,217 Well, um... 111 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,569 Hi. I... I'm Bob. This is my wife Joan, 112 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:33,059 and, um... and, honey, she's Mona. 113 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:35,802 I know that, Bob. 114 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,714 It is so nice to meet you both! 115 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,839 Come on in! 116 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,191 There you are, Nicky. 117 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,501 You didn't tell us she was... 118 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:46,196 So Cosmopolitan. 119 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,026 Well, I read Cosmopolitan, 120 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:49,513 I drink cosmopolitans, 121 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:52,383 and sometimes I do both at the same time. 122 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:55,076 Well, she's a multitasker, Joan. 123 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,774 Dad. Yeah. Hey, Nick. 124 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:57,881 Oh, you been lifting weights. 125 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:58,946 You look good. 126 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,207 Thanks, dad. I feel good. 127 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,780 I'm happy, thanks to Mona. 128 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,087 Well, it's... 129 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,924 It's not hard to see why. 130 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,442 Mona, you're a very beautiful girl... 131 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,005 Oh! with such... 132 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:13,312 Curly hair. 133 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:18,320 You should see it in an electrical storm. 134 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,615 So, how do you like San Francisco? 135 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,631 We don't. 136 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,063 No, the streets are too narrow. 137 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:26,799 It's not buick-friendly. 138 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,171 We begged Nicky not to move here, 139 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,810 but he loves big cities. 140 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:33,034 You always had urban taste. [Laughs] 141 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,725 Well, the city is great. 142 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,512 On the weekends, we walk everywhere, 143 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:37,727 unless it's raining 144 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:41,905 or cold or foggy or uphill. 145 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:45,263 We stay in a lot. 146 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:52,871 So... Mmm. 147 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:53,831 Nick! Excuse me. 148 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,178 Could you help me with 149 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:58,357 the mushroom caps? 150 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,485 Oh, my god. Did I lock the car? 151 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,707 So, meeting the parents, not going so well. 152 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:03,887 It's going great. 153 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,152 They're gonna warm up to you. 154 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:07,454 Do you think so? I know so... 155 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,151 But a lot of wine won't hurt. 156 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,124 Dee Dee, dear, if you ever catch me 157 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,640 listening at your door, 158 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,734 be a good girl and put me in a tasteful sanitarium. 159 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,474 Well, I thought I smelled Chanel number 5 160 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,595 and vodka. 161 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:24,857 Shouldn't you be out 162 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,859 with your mantonight? [Chuckles] 163 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:28,211 He had to work late. 164 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,870 Clever. You've given your pretend man 165 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,264 a pretend job? 166 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:33,828 I hope you at least made him 167 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,435 a pretend c.E.O. 168 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:40,046 Honey, my man is real, and he is h-o-t. 169 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,438 Really? So what's his name? 170 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:44,491 I already told you I'm keeping him under wraps. 171 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:47,888 Even lying to the children. 172 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,152 I think your man-tasy 173 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,324 is a serious cry for help. 174 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,201 Mm-hmm. Ciao. 175 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:56,462 Bye, mom. Bye, baby. 176 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,546 Phyllis! What you're doing is wrong. 177 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:01,855 I know. Can't hear a thing. 178 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,303 My back's starting to ache, anyway. 179 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:04,819 My man's coming over later, 180 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,172 and nothing kills the mood like the smell of bengay. 181 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,432 Bye. 182 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,392 Dee Dee, what a pleasant surprise 183 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:17,087 to run into you... I need your help! 184 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,955 Yeah, I'm guessing it's not going very well 185 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,737 if you're taking out the trash. 186 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,881 I have tried everything you told me 187 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,974 with Nick's parents, but nothing is working. 188 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:26,403 All right, how about I drop in, 189 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:27,529 see what's going on, 190 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:28,361 work a little of my magic? 191 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,448 Great. Let's go. 192 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:30,746 Mona, a little tip. 193 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,281 When you go to take the trash out, 194 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,934 it's weird if you walk back in with it. 195 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,675 Hey, everybody, look who I bumped into, 196 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,374 my sister Dee Dee. 197 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,612 Dee Dee, these are Nick's parents, 198 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,157 Bob and Joan. 199 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:46,417 Hi! 200 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:47,729 Oh, it certainly is a pleasure 201 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,245 to meet you both. 202 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,378 Nick is such a great guy. 203 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,990 You must be so very proud of him. 204 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,821 Well, he hasn't disappointed us... 205 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:57,609 Yet. 206 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:58,874 Uh... 207 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:00,236 So, have you tried some of Mona's 208 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,742 delicious onion dip? 209 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,049 Oh, no, thank you. 210 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:06,274 Ethnic food doesn't agree with us. 211 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,265 Nick: Oh, uh, mom, 212 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:09,357 I forgot to tell you, 213 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:10,615 I have a surprise for you. 214 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,057 Neil diamond came into the studio, 215 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,753 and I got you an autographed picture. 216 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,231 Oh, Nicky, that is so sweet of you! 217 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,451 Ok, so tell me, does it say "to Joan, 218 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,061 forever in blue jeans, love, Neil," 219 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:21,761 like I asked? 220 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:24,979 Yes, and he's wearing his American flag shirt. 221 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,459 It's with my stuff in the bedroom. 222 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:29,379 I'll be right back. 223 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:30,375 Bob, 224 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:36,116 his stuff's in the bedroom. 225 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,261 So, uh, 226 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,652 Dee Dee is in her second year 227 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,345 at boalt law school. 228 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:43,572 Yes. I've loved the law since I was little. 229 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:46,873 They tell me that I used my rattle as a gavel. 230 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,831 Oh, boalt. That's quite an achievement. 231 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,200 You know, I think it's just swell 232 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:52,506 that colleges are giving everyone 233 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,362 a chance these days. 234 00:08:56,448 --> 00:09:00,148 Oh! What an adorable baby picture. 235 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,445 Mona, is this you with your nanny? 236 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,722 Oh, actually, that's me 237 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:08,904 with my grandma Sophie. 238 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,163 Well, isn't that interesting? 239 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,115 Yeah. 240 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,032 Life must have been... 241 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,688 Very complicated for you. 242 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:20,913 Only at temple Beth Malachi day care. 243 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,685 Speaking of complicated, Mona, 244 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,350 let me help you with the mushroom caps. 245 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,444 Oh, they're already out. 246 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:30,132 I have an idea for the stems. 247 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:33,401 Excuse me. 248 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:34,525 What? 249 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:37,397 Ok, since when is onion dip 250 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:40,579 considered ethnic food? 251 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,537 Well, onions are consumed 252 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,665 by a multitude of cultures. 253 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:46,979 Mona, I think I've figured out 254 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,704 why these people aren't warming up to you. 255 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,152 I think I have, too. 256 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:52,591 I should've spent the money on the shrimp kabobs. 257 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,159 I don't know what we're gonna do, Bob. 258 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,245 I thought he was out of this phase. 259 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,864 Well, you know, it's our own fault. 260 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,205 We should never have let him 261 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,734 put that Vanessa Williams poster 262 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,467 in his bedroom. 263 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,429 You still thinkin' 264 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,126 it's your food, Vanessa? 265 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,345 Oh, I'm sorry. Mona. 266 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:11,093 You all look alike to me. 267 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,177 This is so unreal. 268 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,396 I mean, I'm charming, 269 00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:19,176 and I'm smart enough for Nick's parents. 270 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,660 I'm just not white enough? 271 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,710 Too bad they haven't seen you dance. 272 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,447 Sorry, but let's keep it real. 273 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,455 [Sighs] I cannot believe Nick was raised 274 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:34,975 by such narrow-minded people. 275 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,719 Well, haven't you and Nick ever talked 276 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,460 about the fact that you're black 277 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,900 and he's white? 278 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,027 No. It's never been an issue between us. 279 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,599 Until now. 280 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,296 Wow, talk about a big elephant 281 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,563 in the room. 282 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,737 Or in this case, it's more like a zebra. 283 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,704 Or a panda or a skunk or... 284 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,042 Dee Dee, I get it! 285 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,871 Mona, you have to talk to him. 286 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,179 I don't want to. 287 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,825 Talking ruins everything. 288 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,789 I just want this to work out. 289 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,837 Well, it's never going to unless you talk to him. 290 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,084 It's either that or give up all your favorite ethnic foods, 291 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,840 like sour cream and celery. 292 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:14,372 Wow, this is a really nice place, 293 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,546 so quiet and intimate. 294 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,072 You know, it's the perfect place 295 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,935 to talk about things... 296 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,247 Like us... 297 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,592 And things... 298 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,602 About us. 299 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,734 I know. That's why I picked it. 300 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,466 So, Nick, there's something I wanted 301 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,947 to talk to you... 302 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,727 How did he know I wanted sangria? 303 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,431 I ordered it when I made 304 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:34,648 the reservation. 305 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:35,477 [My funny Valentine playing] 306 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,134 I love this song. 307 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,518 I know. We listened to this 308 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,260 on our first date. 309 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,611 Oh, that's sweet, 310 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,921 but, Nick, 311 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,586 there's something I need to talk to you... 312 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,526 It looks like there's something floating 313 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,968 in your sangria. 314 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:50,745 Ewh! 315 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,580 You know what this means... Free meal, 316 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,978 and if I swallow it, lawsuit. 317 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,432 It looks like there's something tied 318 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,244 to the end of a string. 319 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,676 It's a little key. 320 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,113 That's weird, 321 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,329 because I have this little box. 322 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,990 Why don't you see if the key fits? 323 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:10,474 Ok. [Giggles] 324 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,295 Oh, Nick! 325 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,913 You know, 326 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,874 I realized the day that we met 327 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,562 that I'd fall in love with you... 328 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:19,850 But you never know how these things 329 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:20,909 are gonna play out. 330 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,499 Like, I didn't know how much I'd love 331 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,265 standing next to you 332 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,363 or hearing you laugh and then snort 333 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,752 and then laugh again. 334 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,269 I love those moments, 335 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,150 and I can't imagine a day without them or you. 336 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,535 I want you to ride off into the future with me. 337 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,501 Mona, will you marry me? 338 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:49,511 Yes. Yes! [Laughs] 339 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,312 Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 340 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,572 I guess you're wondering 341 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,094 why I've called you all here. 342 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,047 Uh, let me just say up-front, 343 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:12,356 I need both my kidneys. 344 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,143 You got fired? Nick broke it off? 345 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,798 No. I'm getting married! 346 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,153 That's the spirit. 347 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,672 You just keep saying it to yourself, 348 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,925 and one day, it'll come true. 349 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,628 No, I'm serious! 350 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,845 Nick proposed to me. See? 351 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,015 [Gasps] Oh, lord, 352 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,020 have mercy. [Gasps] 353 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,031 My baby is gettin' married. 354 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:29,942 Look at this ring! 355 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,026 This is some news, girl. 356 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,065 I'm happy for you. Ohh! 357 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,991 Congratulations! 358 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,296 So that talk with Nick must've gone well. 359 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,992 Actually, I didn't get to it. 360 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,780 Oh. Well... 361 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:45,004 Yay for you. 362 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,255 Ooh, I've gotta run and get my ring sized. 363 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,698 It almost slipped off this morning 364 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,054 while I was making it sparkle 365 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,703 into oncoming traffic. 366 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:52,917 [Laughs] 367 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,216 See you later, all! 368 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,401 Bye! Congratulations. 369 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,226 Congratulations. This is so great. 370 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,454 Yeah. [Laughing]Yeah. [Laughing] 371 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:03,544 Ok, I'll go first. This is some serious bull. 372 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,015 Phyllis! 373 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,385 I'm sorry. You know I want me some grandbabies, 374 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,760 but I am not happy about this, 375 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,217 and you wanna know why I'm not happy about this? 376 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,979 I'll tell you why I'm not happy about this. 377 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,807 She's only been seeing Nick a few measly months. 378 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,546 3 months, 2 weeks, and 6 days... 379 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,769 Roughly. 380 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,599 Wow. You're a pair of binoculars 381 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:25,336 and a photo collage away from being a stalker. 382 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,609 You know, marriage isn't something you rush into. 383 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,092 If I'd known your father better, 384 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,392 I never would've married him. 385 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:34,308 Hell, I never would've let him pump my gas. 386 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,175 Yeah, I mean, is Nick her soul mate? 387 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,086 The person who knows her better than anybody? 388 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,051 The guy who stood by her year after year 389 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,510 since their freshman year at college? 390 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:45,802 Is Nick that brother?! 391 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,535 Well, to be fair, there's not many people 392 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,575 who fit that bill, 393 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,281 but I do agree that something about this 394 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,148 isn't right. 395 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,850 When this whole thing falls to pieces... 396 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,287 And it will, 'cause, hey, it is her... 397 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,285 Give the pretty-boy my number. 398 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:03,117 I know this may be hard to believe, but... 399 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,036 I'm desperate. 400 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,214 [Knock on door] 401 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:14,439 Dee Dee: Mona? 402 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,522 What are you doing up? 403 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:16,850 It's, like, 3:00 in the morning. 404 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,222 I have to get this off my chest. 405 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:22,179 Mona, I've watched a lot of people get married, 406 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,139 and some of those weddings were wonderful, 407 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,707 and some I just knew weren't right, 408 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,104 but I kept my mouth shut, 409 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,057 and now those people are bitter divorceées 410 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,885 surfing for love on the Internet. 411 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,414 If you're talking about my mom, 412 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,627 she is doing the best she can. 413 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,288 I'm talking about you. 414 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,112 You're my sister, and I have to speak up. 415 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,331 Have you even considered 416 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,919 what life would be with Nick's parents, 417 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,993 who clearly don't celebrate m.L.K. Day? 418 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,507 Are you sure you wanna marry Nick? 419 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:51,911 If I were, 420 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:52,914 would I be up 421 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,035 in the middle of the night 422 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,207 watching the facts of life, 423 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,578 wondering what advice Mrs. Garrett 424 00:15:56,651 --> 00:16:00,181 would be giving tootie in this situation? 425 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,273 Then why did you tell Nick yes? 426 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,093 'Cause there was a man who loves me 427 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,401 on his knee with a ring 428 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,877 and a horse and a carriage, 429 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,137 and I got swept up in the moment. 430 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,840 I don't know. 431 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,097 Am I just an idiot? 432 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,670 Yes, you are. 433 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,503 Phyllis, nice outfit. 434 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,510 Did your new man pick it out... 435 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,613 Or was it a frequent-buyer gift 436 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,207 from the salvation army? 437 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,692 I must say, motherhood agrees with you, big Dee Dee. 438 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,693 You are absolutely glowing. 439 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,056 Why are you in such a good mood? 440 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,515 Mmm, no reason. 441 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,345 Just had a romantic lunch with my boyfriend. 442 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,573 Have a lovely day. 443 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,403 Oh, my lord, she does have a man! 444 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,612 I forgot to mention, 445 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,921 your hair looks especially nice today. 446 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,568 Bye! 447 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,401 And she's had sex with him, too! 448 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,409 Dee Dee! 449 00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,843 [Knock on door] 450 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:00,761 Hey. 451 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,105 Hey! 452 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,645 Where do you wanna go for dinner tonight? 453 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:07,164 Thailand, China, Morocco? 454 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:12,253 I mean, who says I don't take my baby places? 455 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,765 We need to talk. 456 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,909 You know, I've never liked those 4 words 457 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,172 together in a sentence. 458 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,295 Nick, I think we need to slow things down. 459 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,039 What do you mean, slow things down? 460 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,520 Have you checked your hand lately? 461 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,919 We're engaged. 462 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,884 I know, but we've only been together 463 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,662 for a few months and... 464 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,747 There's something else. 465 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:39,186 Great, 'cause I loved the first thing so much. 466 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,705 Your parents don't seem to like me very much. 467 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,629 I told you they were conservative. 468 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,074 That's one word for it. 469 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,072 Mona, 470 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,594 every relationship has its challenges. 471 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,508 For us, it's my parents. 472 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,773 But you're not marrying them. 473 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,065 You're marrying me. 474 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,951 But marriage is supposed to be the union 475 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,472 of 2 families who start off 476 00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,815 loving each other 477 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,454 and then grow to hate each other over time, 478 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:04,301 not the other way around. 479 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,737 So what exactly do you wanna do? 480 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,523 I don't know, but... 481 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,738 I don't wanna lose you, so... 482 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,917 Can't we just keep on dating? 483 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,573 But I wanna marry you. 484 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,751 Do you think that could happen one day? 485 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:29,891 I can't answer that question. 486 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,978 I think you just did. 487 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,431 I'm sorry, Nick. 488 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,165 I'm sorry, too. 489 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,072 I hope you find who you're meant to be with. 490 00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,753 Mona, you can't marry Nick. He's... hey! 491 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,528 Hey, Nick. 492 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:09,101 Uh, catch the game last night? 493 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,541 Relax. 494 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,407 We're not getting married. 495 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,630 Good-bye, Mona. 496 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,335 You ok? 497 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:30,076 No. 498 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,079 You want me to go? 499 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,170 No. 500 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,125 Want me to stay? 501 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,659 Yes. 502 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:46,619 I can't believe I just let Nick walk out the door. 503 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:50,407 I can't believe it's over. 504 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,408 I'm sorry, Mona. 505 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,020 I'm glad you're here. 506 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,291 I don't know why you're here, 507 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,854 but I'm glad you are. 508 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,467 We've been friends for a long time. 509 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,556 I guess I just know when you need me. 510 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:19,133 Ok if I cry on your shoulder? 511 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,868 That's what it's there for. 512 00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:25,468 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0